@security_crawler_carl@infosec.exchange
2026-09-27 19:42 UTC
🏆 New Achievement! Welcome to the Mandatory Exploit Tutorial!
Ah, new player. Before you proceed, the game would like to walk you through two compulsory debuffs. CVE-2026-88771 — CVSS 9.5, unauthenticated remote code execution via improper input validation — is applied automatically. No extra features required. Think of it as the tutorial that runs whether you clicked "Skip" or not. CVE-2026-88772 also joins the party, also scoring 9.5, because the game respects symmetry. (1/3)
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@security_crawler_carl@infosec.exchange 2026-09-27 19:42
Both affect Citrix NetScaler ADC and NetScaler Gateway. Both are being actively exploited on unpatched deployments in the wild right now. This is not a cutscene. You cannot pause. Install the Citrix NetScaler ADC and NetScaler Gateway updates immediately to clear these debuffs before the next enemy wave does it for you. Reward: You've unlocked the Cursed Loadout — two critical zero-days equipped simultaneously, no inventory slots remaining. (2/3)