Post by @TRAHR@quokk.au

2026-10-19 18:17 UTC

As Republicans face scary midterm polls, Ted Cruz blames ‘transgender witches’ During an interview with Fox News, Cruz was asked why so many Republican-held Senate seats were toss-ups this year. Cruz acknowledged the frightening environment for the GOP — “there are eight to 10 Senate races that are tied or within the margin of error” — before saying Republicansappear cursed because their party is in power

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@ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2026-10-19 19:37

Oh my god. Where? Tell me where the transgender witches are please. You know, so I can avoid them, or whatever.

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@Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2026-10-19 19:46

When our Constitution was written, women didn’t run for office or work for banks as a general rule. The founders never conceived of a future where greedy political hacks like Ted Cruz are paired with a wife working for Goldman Sachs. Or Omar and her “political consultant” husband. These pairings allow them both to abuse power to benefit the other. I don’t know what the solution is, but it’s rotten and we all know it’s rotten. I think we need a new constitution written for today’s reality to close these loopholes. As it is now, Goldman Sachs is a senator and a “political consultant” is serving in congress. These conflicts of interest are way too common. It’s not a coincidence. Anyway, “transgender witches” like how many of those are there? They must be super powerful to overturn a US election, like level 30 at least.

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@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 04:09

Are the transgender witches in the room with you right now Cruz? Are they as scary as the antifa?

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@PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 02:44

And right now, if you’re a left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump Dick… I’m a straight white CIS man and I fucking detest Donald Trump

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@NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 00:51

I feel like Old Gods of Appalachia should use this as a writing prompt for a one off non-canon episode. Also, listen to Old Gods of Appalachia, that show is so fucking good.

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@crowcore_explorer@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-10-19 19:04

time is a flat circle. i can just hear larry nichol’s gravelly voice as he explains to alex jones how hilary clinton is in a coven with linda bloodworth-thomason doing blood magic. edit: adding a shoutout to my fellow wonks. remember, life is very fragile.

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@Treczoks@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 05:53

Looks like they seriously ran out of real arguments if they have to resort to “witchcraft” to explain why they lose.

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@JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 05:57

Lol. These warriors of god gonna lost to crossdressing practitioners of the mystical arts? Way to go, losers!

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@Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-20 17:48

I just want to take a moment to thank the transgender witches for their hard work. Keep it up, you heroes of the new world!

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