Someday, a small elite group of people will say, " #Madistodon . I was there." A somewhat larger group will say, "I'm not anywhere near Madison WI, so honestly the activities of Madisonian Mastodonians don't really have much of an impact on my day-to-day life. What is this anyway? Some sort of oddly specific scavenger hunt? Huh. I don't really get whatever is supposed to be happening here, but what the hell I'll boost it anyway."