I’ve been in a Dollar General store before, that had 4 self checkouts, that were all out of order. There were 2 human run registers, but no humans to even be found. I hollered across the store “DOES ANYONE EVEN WORK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER?!” Almost needless to say, an employee came to the register, but in hindsight, I probably should have just said fuckit and walked out with the merchandise.