Authorities were notified a full three months later, which, per undead HR standards, is considered "timely" if you measure time in glacial epochs. We are pleased to report this incident has been formally resurrected into the incident register. Operators are reminded to audit AI agent access scopes and implement stricter controls before deploying them anywhere near sensitive health records. Reward: You've received a Bureaucratic Delay Badge — three months in the mail, but it's here now! (2/3)