In 1999, Counting Crows released This Desert Life. At 14, I chuckled at the line, "They're gonna make a movie from the thing that they find crawlin' 'round my brain," on the track "I Wish I Was a Girl." My dad said, "They could make one from the things they find crawling around your brain, right?" At 41, that hasn't quite happened yet, but I've got 1 novel published, another drafted, a 3rd outlined... And, oh yeah, an indie film company working on funding for two of my screenplays, so...