@SuspciousCarrot78@lemmy.world
Lol, get fucked Google
2026-04-05 10:20 UTC
Replies (16)
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@Gutek8134@lemmy.world 2026-04-05 12:11
> Personalized ads are off\ Timeline is off I see this as an absolute win, keep not knowing my age!
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@MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2026-04-05 14:24
Not your problem. Call tech support.
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@SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2026-04-05 15:54
My Google account itself is over 18. I wonder if that's verification enough.
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@atropa@piefed.social 2026-04-05 10:51
Google tried for 3 months to get me to respond to their mail messages every day, now 1 year later I am glad I took the step to degoogle. As a search engine I usually use No Ai DDG, searX,swiss cows,startpage. Browser is vanadium, ironfox,cromite on phone . Librewolf or zen on linux laptop. Filen as cloud storage. [Posteo.com](http://posteo.com/) as a mail provider
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@SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 2026-04-05 21:02
At least here in Canada it is illegal to share employees personal information without their consent, and I don't consent to giving my id to anyone. They can't fire you for not consenting. We can't do business with any company that does their customer support through Discord as a result. Discord fucked themselves so hard in the corporate world. If it requires personal id EU can't do business on it.
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@Lanske@lemmy.world 2026-04-05 11:13
I have to work with Microslop at work, i feel your pain
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@SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-06 06:44
Ai generate an adult face, display it on a display, point camera at it, "selfie", ???, profit Scratch that. Draw a face. See if that works. I bet you could draw a face well enough to fool the detection software.
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@MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2026-04-06 09:58
I got these as well. Can't wait to set up my own Peertube instance and then I can delete my google account
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@drolex@sopuli.xyz 2026-04-05 11:06
Since porno sites are limited to 18+ people, I suggest you could authenticate yourself by providing the link to a very specific type of videos
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@emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 2026-04-05 10:41
I'm so sorry. :( My workplace hasn't forces Big Evil upon us yet, but I think it's just a matter of time. Whenever that happens, I'll buy the cheapest off brand phone for that purpose.
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@CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 2026-04-05 21:07
I hate that we live in a world where a selfie is now an official form of ID. My bank wanted one the other day to use their app so I just deleted it lol, get fucked
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@ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 2026-04-05 10:24
Speaking of Google: has anybody noticed how unbearably slow Google sites are lately? I almost never use Google search anymore. But I hit it the other day because I couldn't find some really obscure kernel error message, and the damn thing froze Firefox. And it did so repeatedly and consistently after restarting the browser, until I killed almost all Google scripts in uBO. The same "experience" can be felt on any Google site, like Map.
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@racoon@lemmy.ml 2026-04-05 13:19
My work Microsoft profile as a civil servant in an American subject estate in Europe doesn’t require these documents. I gather my employer is swiftly providing them in my stead at the double
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@Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-05 15:28
just upload the McLovin id from Superbad as your id. problem solved
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@hamid@crazypeople.online 2026-04-05 15:03
I don't really use it but I wonder if my google account I've had since 2007 will get flagged
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@RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-05 11:27
Take a 'selfie' of a 4k video of a talking person, beats it. Or if you have access to a paid gen AI service I would expect a high detail AI fake to work, although it doesn't work with low detail.