Post #962054
2026-04-06 21:37 UTC
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I used to refer to god as “she” until a woman said “if god was a woman, the plumbing would be arranged better.”
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@benroyce@mastodon.social 2026-04-06 23:45
@gdinwiddie @VeroniqueB99 you probably heard the joke already but: 3 engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is electrical engineer: "surely God is an electrical engineer, the brain and nerves are a symphony of exquisite circuitry" mechanical engineer: "no, look at the ballet between bone, muscle and sinew. God must be a mechanical engineer" civil engineer: "God is a civil engineer. who else would run a toxic waste pipe right through a recreational area" (by robin williams?)