@NohatCoder@mastodon.gamedev.place
Post #957133
2026-04-02 18:08 UTC
It can't be too long before Trump either dies from eating too many Big Macs, or one of the approximately 8 billion people people who wish him dead finally get to him.
That leaves the question: What to do with the carcass?
I suggest constructing the "Donald J Trump Mausoleum and Public Toilet". A big public toilet building where part of the generated sewage is directed to the grave underneath it.
I imagine an exterior of Roman pillars made from concrete, completely gilded with brass.
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@NohatCoder@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-02 18:08
The US has a real problem attracting tourists at the moment. This could be part of the solution. Not only would it be a massive tourist attraction, it would attract exactly the type of tourist that might not otherwise want to visit. Trump would get exactly the funeral that he deserves. Rest in piss.
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@JamesWidman@mastodon.social 2026-04-03 02:09
@NohatCoder i was really hoping we would arrange for his cremated remains to be compacted into pellets and stored along with spent uranium rods like so: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_cask_storage ...so that his remains will eventually be guarded by universal indicators that mean things like "this is not a place of honor", etc.