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@Garwboy@ohai.social

2026-10-08 08:46 UTC

Interesting scenario, there are TWO 'train guys' in this carriage, having separate work meetings on their phone's loudspeaker, both trying to passive-aggressively 'out business' the other. It's like stags butting antlers, if stags were insufferable arseholes who spoke only in corporate jargon

Replies (3)

  • @ewen@social.ewenbell.com 2026-10-08 08:55

    @Garwboy@ohai.social $100 to the first person who invents a dog-whistle that can only be heard by suits using a mobile phone in public places.

    Open ##5090351

  • @X31Andy@mastodon.green 2026-10-08 09:08

    @Garwboy@ohai.social You should loudly join in the conversations by asking them to put their trousers back on whilst on a business call "because they are upsetting the children". Try to get some of the other passengers to join in :)

    Open ##5090353

  • @woo@fosstodon.org 2026-10-08 11:31

    @Garwboy@ohai.social I strongly suspect stags are insufferable arseholes too. That could be why some Ancient Britains worshipped them.

    Open ##5090367