Impress Me
2026-03-30 02:53 UTC
Replies (15)
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@MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2026-03-30 04:44
I agree, only suit Iām wearing to job interviews from now on is my birthday suit.
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@cowfodder@lemmy.world 2026-03-30 03:44
One of the best parts of receiving a present is getting to unwrap it.
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@sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2026-03-30 03:31
We ain't all Roman statues with great personalities, my dude. Some of us gotta rely on aesthetics
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@Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2026-03-30 04:16
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@calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-03-30 09:34
Facebook boomer sharepic template?
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@TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-03-30 11:42
I also don't understand why women always look angry at me when they wear a bikini. I'm such a gentlemen that I only look at the covered areas.
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@cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2026-03-30 15:16
I don't understand why this image has random capitalization
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@daggermoon@piefed.world 2026-03-30 09:23
Some clothes are sexy.
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@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2026-03-30 04:52
Some of us live in cold wet countries
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@Exusia@lemmy.world 2026-03-30 06:27
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@Sergio@piefed.social 2026-03-30 11:52
Y'all need to meet more people through SUMO  source: !sumo@lemmy.world
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@andybytes@programming.dev 2026-03-30 04:05
Extremely poor people make our clothes for peanuts then we put on those clothes on as a part of our game of mating rituals and territorial gains. I am doug not so funny... I wear a clean shirt but the same kind of shirt every day. Cotton is king, black is the color and it has got to last. Clothes are boring. The only reason ever why the nakeds would irritate me is if they are seeking attention. too much of that going on... there is a time and there is a place relative to the culture you live. Bound by nature or unatural constructs... attention seeking is attention seeking... thats what makes me feel wierd. Hair gel hahahaha Synthetic cum
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@toynbee@piefed.social 2026-03-30 06:53
It's like [plumage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plumage).
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@jeffep@lemmy.world 2026-03-30 23:31
The goal is to be naked together, not too impress them while being naked together. Probably you won't anyway.
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@diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 16:35
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