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One of those visits to the lavatory that conclude with that moment of fearful indecision: do I flush the chain or put its name down for Eton? I can't be doing with the responsibility. What if I do irreparable damage to the space-time continuum? I'd best start rehearsing my responses for when the time travellers call round. "Well, yes, young lady, your century is ending in flames but it would have been strangled at birth had I not flung half a bottle of Domestos down there afterwards."