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Christians: Jesus has risen! Skeptics: Cool. Where is he? Christians: He ascended into heaven! Skeptics: That sounds like death with extra steps. Christians: He will return! Skeptics: What, like James Bond? Christians: No, he said he would come quickly! Skeptics: First, that's not something I would brag about and second, it's been over 2,000 years. Maybe have your deified cult leader define "quickly" next time?