Post #92295
2025-12-25 03:27 UTC
Replies (9)
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@wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2025-12-25 03:42
Time for a rewatch, it's kinda worse. Simba: I killed my dad, was exiled on penalty of death, and almost starved to death. Chucklefucks: Have you tried eating bugs and positive thinking? ::: spoiler longer write up Simba thinks he killed his father. Then some killers chase him away from his home and everything he's ever known. Then he nearly starves to death. These two fuckers charge up on a lark, just looking for kicks by scaring buzzards, only barely stopping to care when one notices he's still breathing, and only then because they want to use him as their personal bodyguard. *Then* they tell his starving carnivore ass to eat some bugs, and *finally* the "have you just tried shutting the fuck up and ignoring your trauma?" :::
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@Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2025-12-25 09:08
Why does the color saturation on this look like it was taken from a Disney McDonald’s plate that’s been through the dishwasher too many times?
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@ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2025-12-25 06:14
Timon and Pumba must volunteer for every UK mental health phoneline.
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@PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2025-12-25 06:30
Simba: I killed my father\ Timone & Pumbaa: have you tried not caring? Timone & Pumbaa were psychopaths
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@NachBarcelona@piefed.social 2025-12-25 11:19
Das Warzenschwein trinkt schwarzen Wein.
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@IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2025-12-26 21:19
it's funny how conservative now can't make art. when in the past they made the lion king. a good movie that happens to support apartheid.
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@Rusty@lemmy.ca 2025-12-26 21:43
Timon and Pumbaa are supposed to be Rosencrantz and Guildenstern if we consider Sumba as Hamlet. The latter pair betrayed Hamlet and spied on him for King Claudiuz and the former pair just distracted him from his duties. That makes sense in a Disney version.
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@Velypso@sh.itjust.works 2025-12-25 10:25
 He was down bad. Can you blame the man? Disney: and make sure you give the girl cat 'fuck me' eyes.
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@IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2025-12-26 21:18
forgot about apartheid. he overthrew the government to reinstate his family legacy, Apartheid rule.