Post #907659
2026-04-03 11:47 UTC
Replies (3)
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@Trex202@lemmy.world 2026-04-03 12:02
Once upon a time, there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a fast sports car, had a custom paint job done with an ‘S’ on the hood, and installed a spoiler to make it go faster. Everywhere the snail went, people would comment on his amazing car. He felt pretty good about it until one day, while stopped at a traffic light, a little old lady walked up and said, “That’s a nice car, young man. But what’s the ‘S’ for?”. The snail smiled and replied, “Well, you see, when people see me zipping past them, they say, ‘Look at that S-car-go!’”.
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@marcie@lemmy.ml 2026-04-03 12:08
Synthesis: snails are cars
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@DontHurtMe23@lemmy.zip 2026-04-03 18:51
If you remove a snail's shell, you'd think they'd be faster because of the reduced weight. However, they actually become slower. That's because when you remove their shell, they become a bit more slug-ish!