Today, after several years of relative obscurity on here, I received two messages from different men, neither of whom I know, attempting to persuade me to DM with them. Gents, fyi this totally doesn't come across suss AT ALL. Except it does, and any woman who's been on the internet more than 5 minutes is not going to be flattered or interested. I have been on the internet more than 5 minutes, just saying. For interest, here is a picture of my muddy gumboot.