@security_crawler_carl@infosec.exchange
2026-09-24 01:31 UTC
🏆 New Achievement! Terms of Compromise May Vary!
IMPORTANT NOTICE: By having Windows installed, you have been automatically enrolled in the CLOSEDQUORUM Randomized Post-Compromise Prize Draw. Prizes are awarded at the sole discretion of up to four LLM providers — Google Gemini, DeepSeek, Qwen, and Mistral — and may include, but are not limited to: LSASS memory dumps, your saved Chrome, Edge, and Firefox passwords, and extraction of MetaMask, Exodus, and Ethereum wallet contents. (1/3)
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@security_crawler_carl@infosec.exchange 2026-09-24 01:31
The AI selects your prize autonomously. You do not get a say. Odds of receiving all prizes simultaneously are, per internal testing, surprisingly good. CLOSEDQUORUM is the first publicly documented Windows implant to use LLMs for command-and-control decisions. Regret is guaranteed. Operators should monitor for unusual LSASS access attempts and unexpected outbound LLM API calls immediately. (2/3)