Post #859058
2026-03-26 18:25 UTC
Forget matching outfits, you and your boyfriend/girlfriend should get matching penises. :neoraccoon_think_cool:
Replies (3)
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@amro@todon.nl 2026-03-26 18:33
@Nuki 😂 Well, no... I like them a bit bigger hung then me :blobcathearts:
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@lankohr@mastodon.social 2026-03-26 18:38
@Nuki @dgar The Kama Sutra already told that thousands of years ago, it explained sexual compatibility - in a more hetero way, the penis should match the vagina and vice versa.
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@DefX@meow.social 2026-03-26 18:38
@Nuki Nah, I'll always be unmatched :neomouse_cool: (due to being alone) :neomouse_sad_reach: