@PhoebeWallerPalladino@monads.online
2021-09-20 21:00 UTC
hearing reports from senator schumer's office that the "stop all the fucked up shit" act cannot go through congress because it is not being permitted by the official united states nasty lad
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@PhoebeWallerPalladino@monads.online 2021-09-20 21:01
sorry i, look listen i'd love to pass the immigration bill, really i would. but they printed it on this big novelty check and i just can't get through the doorway with it. look it- just right there, it bangs against the sides. no i won't "just turn it sideways" you can't do that