Post #769239
2026-03-24 02:21 UTC
"PHILOSEMITES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this GROUP CHAT before. There could be PHILOSEMITES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE PHILOSEMITES" he thought. Boom Boom Tel Aviv reverberated his entire secret tunnel, making it pulsate even as the $9 White Monster circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Mossad agents after dark. "With a Shahed Drone, you can blow up anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Replies (2)
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@PraxisOfEvil@poa.st 2026-03-24 02:30
@MechaSilvio You've outdone yourself
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@Orkin_Awk@poa.st 2026-03-24 03:47
@MechaSilvio $9 ?!??!??!