Post #750373

Every day a person wakes up locked in a box. The switch to let you out is on the ceiling, but the only thing that could reach it is a broken stick. A speaker says, "oh no! Your stick is broken? What are you going to do? Maybe you should be a Marxist, or a Christian, or keep your head down and work harder!" There's a foreign guy shouting from the next room that you're stupid for wanting to try to hit the switch because being locked in rooms is just natural, and he keeps trying to convince you the real problem is either Marxism or gay people.