Post #731503
2026-03-22 23:52 UTC
Women don’t want you to be mysterious, they want a dick (or strapon) made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Hell, I want a dick or strapon made of chocolate that ejaculates money, and I’m a dog!
Oh, shit, I wasn’t supposed to let ya’ll know dogs can get on the internet.
Replies (3)
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@usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2026-03-23 01:39
Dogs shouldn't eat chocolate! Bad dog
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@shrek_is_love@lemmy.ml 2026-03-23 00:24
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@ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 2026-03-23 02:42
on the internet nobody knows you're a dog