Post #723036
2019-11-06 19:33 UTC
Replies (40)
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@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social 2022-11-13 23:46
Image description: photograph of a computer monitor showing “if true {}” in a giant font. (I posted this back in 2019, before I got alt text religion.) (But hey, editing posts is a thing, so I went back and added it!)
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@hyperlinkyourheart@mastodon.art 2019-11-06 23:20
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social That's a big if...
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@ken@shigusegubu.club 2019-11-06 23:39
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social peak programming
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@codesections@fosstodon.org 2019-11-07 01:43
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social I expected this to read if true { "huge" }
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@succfemboi@iscute.moe 2019-11-09 20:32
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social true
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@dan0h@mstdn.social 2022-11-01 13:07
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social OMG that is huge. Impressive! 😆
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@dggoldst@hci.social 2022-11-01 13:11
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social Nice one!
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@Daryl76679@mastodon.social 2022-11-02 11:20
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social If my homepage is going to be all puns and wordplay, I'm here for it.
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@Snubleflaks@oslo.town 2022-11-02 11:40
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social @thor@berserker.town This made me follow you😅
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@lindstorm@mstdn.social 2022-11-02 11:49
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social if true { $this = ”huge”; }
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@mempko@fosstodon.org 2022-11-02 17:19
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social Is that a big font or a very tiny monitor?😜
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@alexshendi@rollenspiel.social 2022-11-02 18:27
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social This is lacking alternatives. /cc: @Wintermute_BBS@oldbytes.space
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@earl@social.server17.net 2022-11-02 18:31
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social https://www.if-not-true-then-false.com I share the link, because the address matches your picture not because of content. The content is also not bad. think you know what I mean …. 😂
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@DefectiveWings@fosstodon.org 2022-11-02 18:25
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social Darn you, take your boost and favorite.
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@cymplecy@fosstodon.org 2022-11-02 19:03
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social But what if it's not?
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@vwbusguy@mastodon.online 2022-11-02 19:10
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social When you're paid/evaluated by number of lines of code.
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@mvyrmnd@aus.social 2022-11-02 19:16
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social CW puns
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@GreatBigTable@mastodon.social 2022-11-02 19:17
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social Terrible. But, I love it.
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@logan@www.loganjohndarylgraham.xyz 2022-11-02 19:19
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social ```C++ if(!false){ return true; } ``` #🤔
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@dredmorbius@toot.cat 2022-11-02 19:41
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social {YOURSELF}
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@alt@chaos.social 2022-11-02 20:26
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social that's indeed a huge if xD
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@danlovejoy@mas.to 2022-11-02 20:29
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social This is an absolute travesty. Boosted.
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@aadbrinkman@mastodon.nl 2022-11-02 20:37
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social huge
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@thisbrucesmith@mastodon.online 2022-11-02 22:05
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social Wouldn’t it be even bigger if the closing brace were on line 4?
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@knirscher@hessen.social 2022-11-02 23:04
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social deprecating bitmap fonts was a short sighted decision... 😄
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@carstenraddatz_fca@nerdica.net 2022-11-03 15:50
lol
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@juandesant@astrodon.social 2022-11-03 16:25
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social but else… else what? 😉
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@mrcopilot@mstdn.social 2022-11-05 02:49
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social Massive! I'm shook.
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@nixkelley@mastodon.social 2022-11-05 06:28
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social a most excellent joke
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@LegoPink@mstdn.social 2022-11-05 16:55
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social 🤓🤣
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@nate_ives@econtwitter.net 2022-11-06 03:00
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social 😂
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@latelesley@mastodon.scot 2022-11-07 11:52
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social 😂😂😂
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@Amandatron89@genomic.social 2022-11-13 22:21
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social I'm embarrassed about how much I laughed at this
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@delitescere@mas.to 2022-11-13 23:12
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social the huge gaps in this hypothesis cannot be ignored.
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@slyferret@twit.social 2022-11-14 03:07
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social I love nerd humor.
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@robertpi@functional.cafe 2022-11-14 06:25
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social took me a moment. Very good.
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@shiv@mastodon.cloud 2022-11-14 06:48
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social 😂 Good ol' IRC humor, but with pictures! Love it. Mastodon feels like IRC. Now, we just have to re-kindle the editor wars.
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@Red_68@mastodonapp.uk 2022-11-14 06:55
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social the old ones are always the best! 😂😂
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@slipgate@mastodon.online 2022-11-14 08:39
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social 😆
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@Illuminatus@mstdn.social 2022-11-14 16:24
@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social When the only guy who knows how that legacy system works is called to help.