Post #719933

RE: https://furry.engineer/@ret/116261108902120559 breaking: my kubernetes pod has been denied access to YouTube because it hasn’t verified its age it was 4 minutes old. it died 30 seconds later. it never got to see the sun. somewhere in a data center, an AWS lambda function is being carded. it has existed for 200 milliseconds. it will cease to exist in 200 more. it does not have a birthday. it does not have parents. it has an IAM role and a cold boot time and NOW APPARENTLY IT NEEDS A FUCKING DRIVERS LICENSE thank you california. thank you for protecting our children from ephemeral compute instances accessing age restricted content. truly the legislative win of our generation.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​