Post #708755

2026-03-19 20:49 UTC

At the Bene Gesserit Pain Box Factory we’re partnering with Anthropic to provide revolutionary AI-powered nerve stimulation. As the leaders in tech that makes people want to cut their limbs off rather than continue, it was a perfect synergy

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@MattHatton@aus.social 2026-03-19 20:56

@liamvhogan "Place your hand in the box" "What's in the box" "That's a great question! The box contains..."

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at 2026-03-19 21:09

@liamvhogan See our LinkedIn testimonial about how the Kwisatz Haderach used Claude to post their way through the pain and build an interstellar empire.

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@sarae@ecoevo.social 2026-03-19 22:44

@liamvhogan we were actually watching a documentary over the weekend about an Iditarod champion who had a finger removed because the pain from Reynaud's was so bad and I turned to my husband and said, honey I think that in comparison to this guy my choice to move somewhere warmer so I can still do fieldwork and my hands don't hurt all the time was pretty reasonable

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@resuna@ohai.social 2026-03-21 01:35

@liamvhogan You can tell it's not actually AI because it survived the Butlerian Jihad.

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