Post #687419
2023-07-01 22:19 UTC
Replies (26)
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@mcnees@mastodon.social 2026-02-09 15:54
Sorry, I saw that he’s now promising some sort of weird Moon city and just wanted to remind everyone how that would work, if it ever happened, which it won’t.
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@simonbp@social.linux.pizza 2023-07-01 22:22
@mcnees@mastodon.social Only Premium colonists may breathe more than once every 30 minutes; we encourage you to upgrade for only $3999.99 a month!
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@HappilyNeverAfter@mstdn.ca 2023-07-01 22:22
@mcnees@mastodon.social There is evidence he may already have started backtracking on that. Add in the unpaid $1b Google Cloud Service bill due June 30 and...
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@weyoun6@kolektiva.social 2023-07-01 22:28
@mcnees@mastodon.social
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@colleener@mastodon.social 2023-07-01 22:29
@mcnees@mastodon.social the throttling will continue until morale and oxygen consumption improves.
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@esdin@peoplemaking.games 2023-07-01 22:30
@mcnees@mastodon.social "Subscribe to Mars Red for unlimited oxygen"
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@real_sag_astar@infosec.exchange 2023-07-01 22:45
@mcnees@mastodon.social cant wait to have a brain implant from him
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@mbfrezon@mstdn.social 2023-07-01 23:03
@mcnees@mastodon.social so in other words he can't pay for enough bandwidth to keep going. Lol
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@spillanemj@aus.social 2023-07-01 23:27
@mcnees@mastodon.social Obvs Elno has no idea how to write an unambiguous requirements statement. Imagine working for him?
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@x_0@mastodon.social 2023-07-02 00:57
@mcnees@mastodon.social xD!!!!!!!!
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@draNgNon@hachyderm.io 2023-07-02 01:36
@mcnees@mastodon.social https://youtu.be/X8lT-Sn-HqE?t=14
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@jamiesaker@infosec.exchange 2023-07-02 01:43
@mcnees@mastodon.social When ads are 25% to 33% of posts, that 300 is gonna get spent in three minutes of scrolling.
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@geobeck@mastodon.online 2023-07-02 03:18
@mcnees@mastodon.social In tomorrow's news: "To preserve the integrity of the blue checkmark, all verified accounts are hereby cancelled. I will be the only verified user from this point on. July 10: "To preserve the integrity of my tweets, no users will be allowed to reply except me. July 17: "To preserve the integrity of the platform, only I may tweet." July 24: "To prevent further data scraping, only I may read my tweets." August 1: "Hey, where is everyone?"
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@mattygabe@fosstodon.org 2023-07-02 05:08
@mcnees@mastodon.social workers responsible for Elon's consumable goods, your oxygen supply is stable. For non essential workers, you must fill out form I-7/B and wait two weeks for further oxygen approval
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@TransitBiker@urbanists.social 2023-07-02 05:49
@mcnees@mastodon.social “freedom of speech”
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@zilahu@mastodon.laca.dev 2023-07-02 06:07
@mcnees@mastodon.social @lisamelton@mastodon.social
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@andihoern@mastodontech.de 2023-07-02 06:15
@mcnees@mastodon.social oxygen not included als Live Rollenspiel
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@Mcsmdh@mas.to 2023-07-02 09:17
@mcnees@mastodon.social Not to forget he's also behind Neuralink. I can almost see the Brave New World this kind of 'customer care' can lead to, even before considering indentured servitude on Mars: "Due to excessive wear & tear on our Neuralink interface, normal users will be temporarily restricted to no more than 600 muscle movements per day (this includes nervous ticks)..."
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@kanapatrick@techhub.social 2023-07-02 09:18
@mcnees@mastodon.social game change
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@EcchiSukecchi@urusai.social 2023-07-02 10:52
@mcnees@mastodon.social wasn't there a Doctor Who episode where people on a spacecraft had a ration of air?
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@Joelsef@mastodon.online 2023-07-02 11:07
@mcnees@mastodon.social But trust me this time! For real!
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@lufthans@mastodon.social 2023-07-02 19:20
@mcnees@mastodon.social there's a Doctor Who episode about that, Oxygen "The suits are also the only source of oxygen, as the mining company does not provide an oxygen atmosphere inside the station, and every activity is measured in breaths." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_(Doctor_Who)
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@Slap64@mastodon.social 2023-07-03 02:14
@mcnees@mastodon.social just wait until this guy controls a chip in your brain.
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@DancingNekkidInTheStreet@mastodon.social 2023-07-03 04:35
@mcnees@mastodon.social
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@RobJLow@mathstodon.xyz 2026-02-09 15:23
@mcnees@mastodon.social Premium subscribers will also receive oxygen when not on-shift.
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@BoTally54@mastodon.social 2026-02-09 23:42
@mcnees@mastodon.social I assume the limits don’t apply to his own lyin’ ass.