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@digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineer

2026-05-28 20:12 UTC

> "Hello [first lastname] ! Welcome to Oracle Lab Support. I'm here to assist you with your queries. Please note that I'm an AI-powered assistant and responses may occasionally be incomplete or inaccurate." *for some reason https://youtu.be/R3R-hzDPi1A (Elden Ring - The Final Battle) starts playing* > Oracle AI: How can I help you today? (from above) *lengthy, detailed reply explaining that the provided lab RDP session is broken* > Oracle AI: *offers generic troubleshooting options* or click Create a Ticket if it doesn't help *clicks Create a Ticket* > Oracle AI: Could you please describe the issue you're facing? *pastes in the same lengthy reply* > Oracle AI: *repeats the same generic troubleshooting* *clicks Create a Ticket* > Oracle AI: I found an existing conversation thread. Do you want to resume it now? *clicks Yes* > Oracle AI: Could you please describe the issue you're facing? *pastes in the same lengthy original report, annoyed* > Oracle AI: *repeats - again - the same generic troubleshooting steps* *clicks Create a Ticket* > Oracle AI: Would you like me to restore and continue your last in-progress conversation? *...hesitantly clicks No* > Oracle AI: Could you please describe the issue you're facing? *quits computers, becomes a farmer*

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  • @Mycroft@meow.social 2026-05-28 23:57

    @digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineer yeah, even if I didn't have a low opinion of LLMs, this feels like ages old tactics to shirk responsibility by shoving support options in your face with no power to give actual support customer has a complicated problem? wow, it might be trouble to resolve, let's abdicate responsibility and just laugh behind their back until they go away on their own, taking advantage of them thinking they can still use our product/service so we can squeeze more subscription/ongoing costs out of them before they leave

    Open ##5453010