Post #67008
2025-12-15 19:26 UTC
Replies (9)
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@missusgumby@universeodon.com 2025-12-15 19:46
@spacemagick 🤣
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@salixlucida@mastodon.sdf.org 2025-12-15 19:51
It is also a federal crime to make false reports. They have your phone number (*86 does NOT work when you're calling a toll-free number!), and they can track you down. 18 USC § 1001 (a) (2) https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1001
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@Robo105@mastodon.social 2025-12-15 20:22
@spacemagick I love it and that is brilliant
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@gnaddrig@mastodon.social 2025-12-15 21:15
@spacemagick Trolling the Gestapo 2.0, brilliant!
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@em_and_future_cats@mastodon.social 2025-12-15 22:06
@spacemagick 😹👍 Suggested alt text 🩷: The post reads white letters on a blue background: ICE is asking for people to quit calling its hotline to report an undocumented girl named 'Anne Frank' hiding in the attics of Republican lawmakers. Please don't call 1-866- DHS-2-ICE (1-866-347-2423) for this reason, or to report pregnant foreigners seeking shelter in your local manger.
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@Captain_Jack_Sparrow@mastodon.world 2025-12-16 00:57
@spacemagick or a ship load of immigrants calling themselves "pilgrims" flooding the Eastern coast
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@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org 2025-12-16 01:33
@spacemagick and absolutely do not subscribe Texas cops' email address (to report trans people who get court orders changing their drivers licenses) to every newsletter and alert site you can find: dlcourtorders@dps.texas.gov
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@EndicottAuthor@mastodon.social 2025-12-16 21:32
@spacemagick Wouldn't dream of it.
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@Steampunk_Prof@mastodon.social 2025-12-16 21:36
@spacemagick Also worth mentioning is a girl in a red coat too.