Post #660467
2026-03-15 16:47 UTC
Replies (8)
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@nonnom@organica.social 2026-03-15 17:00
@cjust "But if we add AI, a pregnant woman could produce 9 babies in a month!"
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@mrflash818@mastodon.social 2026-03-15 18:25
@cjust Tell those project managers "Oh yeah? What about Brooks's Law, hm?" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks%27s_law
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@MichaelMcWilliams@mas.to 2026-03-15 19:04
@cjust As a project manager, this is possible if you hire women that are 8 months pregnant. Be sure to log all related risks in the Risk Register to plan for contingencies because their due dates are not guaranteed.
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@T2R@infosec.exchange 2026-03-15 19:52
@cjust This just dropped about an hour ago. More Hertiage Foundation brainwashing in Project 2025 wants to keep women barefoot, pregnant, and in the home under the guise of the birthrate when in actuality it's about right-wing power. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orbSiS-9ZWU
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@Deidzoeb@podvibes.co 2026-03-15 20:07
@cjust Our dept has something I'll call "Project 20" which stands for 20 times the volume we usually produce in one day. I guess it's an aspirational goal but I don't know how they expect it to be accomplished without a wand or a djinni.
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@jmax@mastodon.social 2026-03-15 20:09
@cjust Except for the ones who can't do division.
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@mickJamezz@mastodon.social 2026-03-15 20:51
@cjust Oh Snap! As it were.
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@strypey@mastodon.nzoss.nz 2026-05-26 05:17
@cjust@infosec.exchange The Mythical Man Month in a nutshell.