Post #647964

2026-03-09 07:45 UTC

There are two types of people: Chaotic circadian rhythm gremlins who can’t fall asleep or wake up, need 7 alarms, and dread life The blessed chosen, favoured by the gods, who naturally wake up whenever they need to without an alarm clock and are up early by default … and they’re dating each other

Replies (7)

@sabik@rants.au 2026-03-09 07:58

@hazelweakly ... they fight crime

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@drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social 2026-03-09 08:00

@hazelweakly And twice a year the blessed chosen whine about daylight savings for two weeks straight like they've never travelled to another timezone before in their life.

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@oisin@mastodon.ie 2026-03-09 08:33

@hazelweakly well, I am not the second that is for absolute definite sure, but I think I married one of them 😬

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@yoh@hachyderm.io 2026-03-09 09:41

@hazelweakly, there's even a third category, the mixed one. It's like two others, but without guaranties and with almost random mode switches.

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@sassdawe@infosec.exchange 2026-03-09 09:50

@hazelweakly this explains my marriage perfectly.

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@becomingwisest@hachyderm.io 2026-03-09 11:38

@hazelweakly I’m an early bird, so I tend to not need the alarm, but I tend to go to sleep shortly after sunset now. My wife is a night owl, and will stay up after midnight. I’ve never heard it termed the way you put here, but it tracks.

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@patricklang@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-03-09 14:20

@hazelweakly the true story of batman and robin?

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