Post #64753
2025-12-15 03:42 UTC
Replies (10)
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@oculi@anarchist.nexus 2025-12-15 03:55
Well, the advisors have to eat somehow, you know
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@RiverRock@lemmy.ml 2025-12-15 03:56
They’re all on a summer camp daytrip to Breenland for the duration of the story
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@AresUII@lemmy.world 2025-12-15 03:58
Run over by SUVs at and around age of three; everyone eventually gave up
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@sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 2025-12-15 04:02
As half life two was originally intended to be a porn game no children were needed butt at the last minute valve chose to change direction due to Australian law thus only using the assets they already had the hl2 we know was birthed. Somewhere in valve HQ there’s a drawer filled with USB sticks containing all the penises that were torn off just like all those statues at the vatican
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@Inucune@lemmy.world 2025-12-15 05:50
Went the same place the kids in GTA went.
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@tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2025-12-15 07:24
Valve spent the entire child NPC budget on indestructible plastic chairs
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@PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 2025-12-15 08:05
It is automatically turned off in the settings page You have to turn it on
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@onlooker@lemmy.ml 2025-12-15 08:17
What do you think bugbait is?
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@VinesNFluff@pawb.social 2025-12-15 11:28
At school. While the adults are doing adult stuff (fighting on the rebellion, doing science, suffering in the dystopia) the kids have learning to do.
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@selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2025-12-15 13:41
So you can fuck anyone, in any situation, without worrying about contraception.