Post #627604
2026-03-11 16:44 UTC
Today's toots are sponsored by Carcinisation.
Are you tired? Washed out? Fed up with a world that expects you to take responsibility but won't give you the freedom to thrive? Would you like to thrive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, maybe you need to try Becoming A Crab™️.
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@Buster@woof.group 2026-03-11 16:44
This amazing lifestyle intervention will allow you to drop all your shame, your commitments and your troubles. I personally love Becoming A Crab™️, which equips you with hardened armour to help shrug off those societal pressures, giant claws to deal with billionaires and landlords, and extra legs to let you scurry away from your micromanaging boss.
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@LeatherBoyDavid@woof.group 2026-03-11 17:01
@Buster@woof.group first read that as 'incarceration' and thought this was going in an equally shit posty, but different direction