GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! I am thrilled to announce that I have successfully converted someone from the meatspace to the quiet pastures of beige.party and the #Fediverse! She's one of my dearest friends of over *cough* thirty *cough* years, and one of the wisest and also most hilarious people I've ever known. Please give a warm weirdo welcome to @dopaminehouse@beige.party!! Welcome, my friend! I adore this community and am excited to share it with you.