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How do you catch a wild pig? (i dont remember the source) Day one: leave some rotten apples on the ground. Day two: Lay some fencing on one side and leave some rotton apples out. Day three, four and five: add more fencing everyday, but just leave it lying on the ground, keep leaving out apples. Day six, seven, and eight: leave out apples and stand up the fences one side per day until only the gate is left. Day 9: Install the gate, when the pig walks in, slam it shut. Day 10: Eat schnitzel.