Post #601881
2026-03-09 16:46 UTC
Women are like cats. They rub on you, climb on you, try to be near you, sigh when they’re next to you, and we’re like “I think she’s just being friendly”. Also, I just told on myself that I don’t have a girlfriend because I compared women to cats…
Replies (3)
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@TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2026-03-09 16:57
Do you have cats? I have cats and I get messages on dating apps from women telling me they like me but I need to get rid of my cat to date them.
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@magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-03-09 22:54
I mean my boyfriend calls me good kitty but like you should like warm up to that lmao.
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@serenissi@lemmy.world 2026-03-09 23:12
because I compared women to cats… you should look at better places on fedi for a gf :)