Been back to reading gay erotica on my Kindle and I'm noticing a trend: "I love you. I want you." "Oh uhh, this is my first time fucking." "Don't worry, me too. Let's learn together." "Oh no, we don't have condoms!" "No problem, I got tested before this and I'm clean." "Omg, me too!" "..." "..." "Bareback?" "Bareback." See also: magically summoning lube by the bedside 🪄