He'd have especially loved the lack of ports, @gruber (Less flippantly, I don't think he'd have loved the unlabeled difference between the two USB-C ports on the machine. I kind of wonder whether he'd have let it out the door with that difference. But I think you're 100% right that he'd have loved the idea of this machine.) https://daringfireball.net/linked/2026/03/05/steve-jobs-we-just-cant-ship-junk