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• @rmuk@feddit.uk 2026-09-20 02:59

  Idea for an advert. Open on two KIDS visiting GRANNY at the nursing home. No sound but a clock ticking. The KIDS are bored. Kid 1: sighs Suddenly, in an explosion of light and colour, our new exciting youth-appealing mascot VIOLENT VIOLET bursts into the scene. Violent Violet: Hey kids! Did you ever wish you could eat granny’s perfume? Kid 1: No. Kid 2: What? No. Kid 1: Gross. Violent Violet: I’ll fucking cut you. To be developed but I think it has potential.

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• @Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-09-21 04:57

  Americans telling British people that Smarties suck ass, and the Brits think the Americans are crazy for not liking M&Ms.

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• @RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2026-09-19 13:26

  internert tells me they’re violet flavored like. the flower? candy taste like flower? britain is truly a deplorable land.

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