Post #556988

SAM ALTMAN EYES (With apologies to Jackie De Shannon, Donna Weiss and Kim Carnes) Her hair is Haskell gold Her LISP sweet surprise Her hands are always cold She's got Sam Altman eyes She'll turn the models on you You won't have to think twice She's pure as Valley snow She's got Sam Altman eyes [Chorus] And she'll tease you She'll unease you All the better just to please you She's preconscious, and she knows just What it takes to make the code blush She's got Billy Gate's standoff sighs She's got Sam Altman eyes She'll let you take her home It whets her appetite She'll pwn you on the phone She's got Sam Altman eyes She'll put a debug on you Unroll you like you were loops Until you come out bluescreen She's got Sam Altman eyes [Chorus] She'll expose you, when she snows you Off your feet with the bits she throws you She's ferocious, and she knows just What it takes to make the code blush All the boys think she's AI She's got Sam Altman eyes [Chorus] And she'll tease you She'll unease you All the better just to please you She's preconscious, and she knows just What it takes to make the code blush All the boys think she's AI She's got Sam Altman eyes [Outro] She'll tease you She'll unease you Just to please you She's got Sam Altman eyes She'll expose you When she snows you She knows you She's got Sam Altman eyes [Thanks to Salesforce Child (https://www.instagram.com/p/DVbha-_Epsy) and @davidgerard@circumstances.run for the image]