@MarvinTheMartian@mstdn.social Asking chatgpt about the progress of the Russian Army in Ukraine: "If we translate the Russian army’s typical advance in Ukraine (often a few hundred meters per day on active sectors) into an animal comparison, we’re talking about very slow movement. 🐌 Closest animal comparisons 1. Garden snail (best match) 2. Starfish 3. Tortoise (when resting or grazing)"