Aleks, bartender at the Lute and Pillage Tavern, stared at Tara the barmaid. "Are you telling me," he asked, "that you and your girlfriend are banging each other right in her room, while her father is home? Kids these days!" "You don't understand," Tara replied. "My girlfriend is a succubus. If we don't fool around, THAT'S when her father gets concerned...." #microfiction #flashfiction