Scammer: I’m from Telstra, there are some strange connections coming in from Colorado. Me: Oh, yeah, I have cousins in Colorado (narrator: no, I really don’t), it’s probably them. Scammer: And also Chicago Me: well, that’s not too far, maybe they were on holiday. Scammer: Why would they be accessing your network? Me: I don’t know, maybe Minecraft? Scammer (incredulous) : How old of you? … (1/2)