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Iranians take a quick vote and have voter trump as their next Ayatollah in a voice vote of the survivors in Tehran this evening. trump may not have heard, but that is why the people of Iran are dancing in the streets in celebration. So, maybe all or our problems back here in the USA are about to be solved, because trump is said to be flying in to accept this and acknowledge it. Peace will be assured. The only caveat, which is being called a non-starter is that trump has to be castrated so that no one from his sperm could ascend to the throne after him. In other words, trump's death would end his rule without Donnie, Jr. or Eric trump being able to ascend the throne after their dad. Melania would NOT be able to follow the Donald due to Iran's strict rules about having a whore be in trump's presence. So, this means that JD Vance will become President in about a week or as soon as the Repubs can get their shit together & find a real Bible for JD to swear allegiance, etc. Well, I certainly didn't see this coming, but wow, I'm okay with it because I don't want more American troops to die in vain for trump. Boom. (satire?) (Maybe) (stay tuned)