2026-10-20 13:29 UTC
What the old press secretary is up to
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> MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED.
> TOUR 2026
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> CONFIRMED SPEAKERS.
> PASTOR LUCAS MILES
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> KAROLINE LEAVITT
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> PASTOR RUSSELL JOHNSON
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> PASTOR KENNETH BOSSE
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> OCT. 21ST | 6:30 PM | DOUBLETREE MANCHESTER DOWNTOWN HOSTED BY NEW LIFE CHURCH | 700 ELM ST., MANCHESTER, NH 03101 | MAKEHEAVENCROWDEDTOUR.COM
Anyone else wonder how they’re planning to make heaven crowded?
Replies (8)
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@BuckFutter@timeyak.com 2026-10-20 13:32
Hahahahahaha, Im assuming this is real. WTF does “preborn” even mean here lmao 🤣
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@HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2026-10-20 13:33
If I saw this group I would call the cops about an on going abduction of kids. All they are missing is the panel van.
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@Blibly@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 13:42
One Grift After Another
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@BuckFutter@timeyak.com 2026-10-20 13:42
Ooohhh ooohhh oohh re: the heaven comment, is this the episode where they all drink the “special” kool aide/flavor aide to get to heaven ??? See the jonestown cult wiki for how that worked out lol.
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@Thewhizard@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 14:08
Pastor Russell Johnson looks a lot like Kelvin Gemstone
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@VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-20 14:13
Ricegum is a pastor now?
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@Mordred_85@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 14:41
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman might know the answer
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@ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 14:43
I wonder what the “cool” pastor is all about. Is the grift/“religious” verbal diarrhoea Gen-Z oriented? 😅