Post #452216
2026-02-21 05:01 UTC
Replies (13)
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@NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2026-02-21 06:02
Yes, instead we have gangrene, leptospirosis, trepanning, faith healing, no education unless you're clergy, forced labor for 95% of the population, a life expectancy of 40 if you're lucky... Oh, and taxes! still got those. Have to pay for Richard's crusade, you know. Congratulations on being conscripted as a peasant spearman, now get back up and stand in line with the rest of the fodder.
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@mech@feddit.org 2026-02-21 10:15
In the middle ages you didn't file taxes. You paid whatever your lord's tax man said you owe when he showed up at your door with his goons. And the amount he demanded might not be related in any way to the king's or even your lord's laws.
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@MissJinx@lemmy.world 2026-02-21 06:32
oh thank god, it's just infections, disease, pooping in a buket and dying a violent death
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@GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2026-02-21 10:06
"Work in the morning? We are not Lords, our work starts long before the sun rises!"
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@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2026-02-21 06:30
\*proceeds to die of diharrea\*
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@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-02-21 06:15
Okay, Henry of Skalitz. May I have all the things you robbed from me while I was out cold back please? Also tell Hans to go fuck himself.
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@zephiriz@lemmy.ml 2026-02-21 13:11

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@Restaldt@lemmy.world 2026-02-21 15:36
Wake the fuck up Peasant, there are fields to tend
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@Themistocles@lemmy.world 2026-02-21 05:19
I yearn to return
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@Hapankaali@lemmy.world 2026-02-21 09:13
Pretty sure filing taxes (taking all of 5 minutes) is a heck of a lot simpler for me than for any medieval peasant or minor nobility.
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@mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-21 05:18
"Anyway, back to tenant farming so you can deliver wheat to the lord who owns your farm and therefore your family. Don't forget to tithe!"
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@KenOh@feddit.online 2026-02-21 12:29
My fingers feel....feel like wood.
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@MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2026-02-21 17:19
What about the "work in the morning"?