Post #4477108
2026-08-10 04:14 UTC
VC fundraising pitch: local Dutch Bros knockoff that offers drive-thru coffee enemas
The mechanics of this are left as an exercise to the reader
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@Soyweiser@awful.systems 2026-08-10 05:41
My new high tech idea. Im offering artisinal reverse coffee enemas, 150 dollars per cup. The specific type of coffee is selected by my advanced Artificial intelligence system: (Just generate a random name for a plain cup of coffee for them to drink).