I have officially landed at #BSidesDublin!! Yesterday, I was dragged all over this beautiful city like a flamingo on a security incident response retainer. Cobblestones. More cobblestones. Historic cobblestones. Decorative cobblestones. Cobblestones clearly designed by someone who has never considered the delicate structural requirements of fabulous flamingo feet. But I survived. The evening was eventually rescued by a couple of Ketel One dirty martinis, because sometimes resilience looks like olive brine and quiet judgment. Today, I’ll be posted up at @bsidesdublin with @rnbwkat for another round of honeypot stories, attacker nonsense, and the ongoing reminder that sometimes the best way to learn about the internet is to put something weird on it and see who pokes it first. Come for the security lessons. Stay for the flamingo commentary. And if anyone asks whether I’m part of the official speaker lineup, the answer is obviously yes. I’m just not listed because the schedule couldn’t handle my star power. #cybersecurity #bsidesdublin #hacking