I've arrived at #hackersummercamp (@rnbwkat is here too) We survived LineCon. We survived MerchCon. We roamed around for Reg/Setup Day, observing humans carrying boxes, untangling cables, losing badges they received twelve minutes ago, and saying things like, “This worked perfectly last night.” I would be enjoying myself immensely, except Las Vegas has apparently been relocated directly onto the surface of the sun!!! ☀️ For the record, I hate this heat more than cobblestones. Possibly even more than the organized criminal seagull syndicates of Portugal, and those feathered racketeers know what they did. Kat keeps saying, “It’s a dry heat.” So is an oven!!! Tomorrow the conferences begin. Today, I hydrate, drink tequila and visit relatives at Flamingo. I have entered the threat landscape. The threat landscape is 43°C. For you Americans, that's much too hot for even a Flamazing Flamingo like me. 🦩🦩🦩#cybersecurity #infosec #sashatheFlamingo