Post #4401715
2026-08-06 01:31 UTC
They call them “flagship phones” and yet none of them have 16-inch guns or 12 inches of belt armour, how curious
Replies (3)
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@bassthang@mastodon.au 2026-08-06 01:40
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au when they boot, does a bosun pipe the admiral aboard? They do not, how frustrating.
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@allrite@masto.allrite.at 2026-08-06 01:32
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au Have you considered a phone with an Australian naval ensign? If you hold them upside down the 5G switches off.
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@benno@eigenmagic.net 2026-08-06 01:47
@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au Rear Admiral Tim Apple.