Post #4393444
2026-08-05 19:34 UTC
- escape room - every day it hides your house keys and leaves cryptic clues you have to solve before you go to work
- the foley bot - watches what you do and adds outsized sound effects
- the ghost car - gets dressed beside you at the speed of your personal best getting dressed time
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@beng@mastodon.social 2026-08-05 19:34
- the gaslighter - moves your furniture by a tiny amount every time you're out so you're just a bit unsettled all the time - the anthropologist - hides behing houseplants and narrates your life like a David Attenborough documentary - the nordic noir - is convinced that you're involved in some terrible crime but must investigate you without you getting suspicious Maybe it would be good if it could do the laundry, though. like